“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
(via lifesthejoke)
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This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them. Who’s the dirty one here?
Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via lorbeere)
YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.
THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.
(via eebnahgem)
All right, well, I’ll, uh, give it a whirl.
This is my single favorite gif set evar.
(Source: mufffliato, via juicyjacqulyn)
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
(Source: eltonherculesjohn, via mikalamode)
my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
(via eebnahgem)
(via mikalamode)
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
(via bluesanity)
DIY S’mores Pie Pops {must click the link for recipe and FULL tutorial}
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR
(via chubbycartwheels)
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets
jalapeño business
(via juicyjacqulyn)
